The genius that is me fixed a database before I’d had my coffee this morning. Shame I didn’t do it before the programmer called in from his day off. Back to the amazingness that is my brain though, without coffee, before midday I achieved something that involves actual brain function.
So while in Tesco last night I was perusing the veg a man next to me doing the same, picked up some loose broccoli, turned it 360, sniffed and then went to put it back before realising I was judging him. He then put it in his basket and walked away. I picked up some broccoli and wandered off only to see the same man loitering at the edge of the veg isle. Whenever I go in Tesco now all I can think of is the man from Matt’s store where he wandered in naked and covered in shit.
Enroute to Tesco I passed by the exit to our basement from which a white van careered out with no care for the people in the road or the traffic. Given that someone has already been killed there you’d think they might drive slower.
Loving all the talk about the war on drugs at the moment. You get to read insightful pieces about how amazing mushrooms and other fun things are. I am convinced now that Mr Branson has some drug feels stashed somewhere since he has come out in support of more relaxed attitudes to drugs. A hundred years of the War on Drugs and every study shows that legalisation would make the whole process safer. I hope for the Layer Cake ideal of buying narcotics in the future where you’ll be able to by cocaine by Calvin Klein in the chemist. We could just revert to the early 20th century model where you just tell them your name and address and then they give you heroin. Since alcohol consumption, alcohol related diseases and death are at an all time high
It’s a sad day when intelligent and relatively dirty minded people can’t come up with naughty euphemisms involving cake and icing. Wet, white, sticky….I could go on but really do I need to.
Third date and he walked her to the bus stop, he didn’t try to sleep with her! That sounds a bit wrong to me. He described her nice we’re torn between he’s just not that into her or he is desperately trying to play it cool.
13 films the Oscars missed
Tintin – Not worthy
Bridesmaids- Not worthy
Shame- They're stupid, stupid people with massive lapses in judgement and only a passing appreciation for stunning cinema
Drive- There aren’t words for how completely I disagree with this being left off the noms, up there with my feelings on best actor
We need to talk about Kevin- Released to long before the awards season
Carnage- Hasn't been a long enough gap since they tried to get Roman on his rape charge. Another six months and they'll start giving him awards again
Young Adult- Sometimes they're just stupid
Kill List- Tiny British film not really on the Academy's radar
Crazy, Stupid Love- Not worthy despite the killer cast
The Devil’s Double- Films about Saddam and his family are automatically excluded
Submarine- Tiny off beat British comedy not really on the Academy's radar
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo- Not worthy
Senna- Documentary with no voiceovers they just don't get it
Quotes of the day
Combi quote is today’s winner
“You’ll be alright walking to the bus stop, you look like you can handle yourself” Duncan to Kira (his boss) followed with “No I mean you’re scary looking” Later referring to this as “when I said you were an ogre”
“Do you really think I care about that? I would snap him up even if he had a humpback. CAKE AND MONEY.” Richard
“She’s not all haggis and battered Mars bars” Duncan
Top 5 Songs
Runaways- Cherry Bomb
Iggy- Lust for Life
Joan Jett- Bad Reputation
Kayne West Ft Jamie Foxx– Gold Digger
Stooges- Never Met a Girl Like You
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