Agents and Academy...

A short scene

Agent: We’ve realised that your contract lapsed three weeks ago, can you come in and renew it.

Occupant: No I’m away.

Agent: How about Saturday?

Occupant: I’ll still be away.

Agent: How's next Tuesday.

Occupant: I’ll be at work.

Agent: The next Saturday the?

Occupant: Okay. Agent calls the occupant up the Thursday before the agreed upon Saturday

Agent: Hi OCCUPANT you said you’d come in.

Occupant: Yes on Saturday.

Agent: That’s tomorrow.

Occupant: No tomorrow is Friday.

Agent: Oh ok, I won’t be here but my colleague can do the contract ok.

Occupant arrives mid afternoon expecting agents to be busy showing a property, when they arrive the guy in the office doesn’t know what they’re talking about and their colleague won’t be back for a while.

Agent: Can I come in on Monday?

Occupant: No.

Agent: Can you come back?

Occupant: No by the time I leave and come back you’ll be closed.

Agent: You’ll have to wait.

After 15 minutes he calls his colleague, the contract is printed it just needs to be signed. He has a look for it for about ten minutes and can’t find it so calls colleague back.

Agent: which file is it in oh that one ok.

Hangs up, looks through that one and can’t find it. Looks in all the files again for another 15 minutes. Colleague calls back, it’s in whatever file. He finds it finally, occupant asks for the copy of the inventory that they’ve never seen. He hands occupant the contract and offers them a pen.

Occupant: I’m going to read it before I sign it.

He takes the pen away and he puts it in his desk drawer. Occupant sits and reads the contract, colleague comes in.

Colleague: It’s the same as last time.

Occupant: I’m not going to sign something I haven’t read.

Once occupant has read it and signed it. Occupant then asks for a copy of the inventory for the third time. They give occupant a copy and occupant leaves. When occupant reads the inventory it’s written in child’s scrawl, and has not been signed by occupant so it is in no way binding. It does mention the dust and crap that was on everything when occupant moved in.

2012 Academy Awards

So glad George didn’t win, he’ll get another one soon. Jean Dujardin's will never get another Oscar and this time next year he’ll be playing pan European villains in Hollywood films. Given the size of his face he might make it into a culture clash comedy. Meryl no surprise there, Christopher Plummer was another obvious choice, The Artist swept them all away, Octavia totally deserved hers, and Jessica Chastain looked amazing. Still can’t believe Ryan Gosling got left out this year. What was up with Billy and the black face?

Dresses

Loved

Michelle Williams

Agelina's apart from the right leg's bid for freedom

Gwyneth Paltrow

Viola Davis- bold choice

Jessica Chastain- Best dressed

Maya Rudolph

Stacey Kiebler- still can't believe George is dating a former WWE Diva

Lea Thompson- would look better on someone else

Millie Kemper

Wendi Mclendon-Covey

Kelly Osbourne

Judy greer

jane Seymour MILF

Penelope Cruz

Shailene Woodley

Rose Byrne- 2nd Best dressed

Esperanza Spalding

Hated

Rooney Mara

Melissa McCarthy

Kaui Hart Hemmings

Penelope Ann Miller

Maria Menounos

Natalie Portman

Kelly Ripa

Virginia Madsen

Missi Pyle- it hurts to look at

Indifferent

Anna Faris

Emma Stone

Sandra Bullock- where were here boobs?

Glenn Close

Milla Jovovich

Sarah Hyland- She needs to grow a pair

Meryle Streep

Leslie Mann- I can really see what she tried to do