Personal hate boats....

A boat filled with all the people, beliefs and ideas you hate, at this point most of them are tea party republicans. This came out of someone (Russell) asking if Newt Gingrich floated my hate boat. My response was that all republicans floated said boat. His response was “We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”. One of my favourite phrases, this then made me want Richard Dreyfuss who I love to be on the hate boat. Apparently my hate boat would sink cinematically due to the volume of people and ideas that I hate. I don’t really do hate. I can hate ugly shoes, under ripe avocado in my sushi, and republicans but on the whole it’s kind of useless. I have a pathetically hippie mantra of “ignorance is to be pitied not punished”. Saying that though there are a lot of racist twats that I’d like to punish, it could be called a hate hate crime. My hate against their hate has led me to commit said crime. You could call a double H crime and steal some of Triple H’s lines such as “time to play the game” or my personal fav “I will cripple your ass”. Someone’s boat would come unscathed through insuperable odds and then right at the end, just when all the people he hates thought they’d survived, the boat would be hit by a massive flaming meteor. NICE

At this point if I could draw like AK I would have some cartoons or doodles of hate boats, oh well. I might get Richard to make me an origami one.

I know I don’t normally wear pink tops with flowers, but the number of mentions and compliments make it sound like I stalk around dressed at the crow on a normal day. Anyway knighthood lost, why is this so shocking? His knighthood throws others into disrepute, this is not the days of chivalry and joust a knighthood gets you the prefix of sir. I’m sure he’ll find some way to console himself what with him still being rich. I had a mad moment on twitter last night, I decided to look at RBS and the Wall Street journal’s twitters. Shameless pandering to capitalism not really that shocking, not sure why I bothered to look. I wish Demi would tweet, I know she’s not on top form but I miss her tweets.

On another note I received an email informing me that my Livejournal was going to be purged. So I logged on for the first time in four years, and had a read. WOW who knew there were so many ways for me to say I'm so wasted, I was so wasted, or this one time we were wasted. There were a lot of spelling mistakes. What a twat I was at 19, I've deleted the account after copying a few choice passages for myself.

Quotes of the day

“Feel how hard my avocado is” Vanessa, not a dirty euphemism as I thought but literally she wanted me to feel how hard it was. Bit of a non sequitur.

“That makes you look friendly and approachable” Joanna to me in reference to the bright floral top I’m wearing today.

Top 4 Songs

Semisonic- Closing time

Dandy Warhols- Not if you were the last junkie on earth

Infant Sorrow- Going up

Jimmy Cliff- You can get it if you really want